- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Barack Obama.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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