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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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