How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Boner

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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