- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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