- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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