- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Go away still nothing to see

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