- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I was watching Fox news.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

knock knock who's there ?

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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