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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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