what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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