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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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