- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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