What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Justin with a hat.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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