here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Your mother is so fat.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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