- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What comes after 69? 70

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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