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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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