A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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