- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

here's a joke... the american education society

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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