- Anti Joke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

I? Everett

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.