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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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