- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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