- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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