Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What stops a train? A missile

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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