- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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