Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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