- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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