- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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