What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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I agree

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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