- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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