-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

This is an anti- joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats 1+1? window!

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