Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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