- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Equal rights!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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