- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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