- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Badabing.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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