- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

silver bullet?

read this sentence again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Yo Mama just died.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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