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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Women's rights.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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