- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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