- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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