What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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