Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

So a baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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