- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, knock. Come in.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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