- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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