Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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No soup for you!

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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