Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Anti Joke

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