a black guy walks into a black bar

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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