Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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