Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Do you play piano? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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