Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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