- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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