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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what do you call a black chef glendon

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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