What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Anti Joke

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