- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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