- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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