- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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