What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How did the black person die? Of old age

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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