Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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