- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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