- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

guess what? bannanas

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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