- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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