A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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