What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why? Because.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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