- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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