what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do I hate? people

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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