Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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