Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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