your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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this website is a bad joke

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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