- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what did the man say to the other man? hey

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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