- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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