You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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God is real.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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