- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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