Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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