What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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