How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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black people

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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