Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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