Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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