Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Death by kayak

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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