Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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