- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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