What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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