Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Justin beiber comment if u get it

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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