- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

were at work systems r down

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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