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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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