- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a drill.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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if you don't like this you're gay

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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