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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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