It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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