My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Women's Soccer.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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So these two girls have a cup .

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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