What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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bite me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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