- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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