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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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