- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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