- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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