Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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