what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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