- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

irish man drinking john smiths

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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