- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Potassium? K.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

your mom.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock. Its open.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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