why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

H o m o comes out as homo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why do fat people commit suicide

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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