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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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