- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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