is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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