What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Knock knock knock OCD

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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