- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Corn Muffins

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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