It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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my penis

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

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