- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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