- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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