What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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