- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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