- Anti Joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.