- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Phew... it's gone.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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