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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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