How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Guest what in the butt

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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