- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Chlamydia

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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