- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Women's rights

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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