Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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