Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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