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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock knock. Its open.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

you will like this because i am black.

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