- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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