Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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