- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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