- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's 9+10? 19

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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