- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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