- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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