Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man goes to the potty.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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