- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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