- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Refridgerator.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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