y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Come in.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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