- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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