Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Anti Joke

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