- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

If you are reading this you are a nerd

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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