- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i dont fisish anythi

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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