- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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