- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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