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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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