A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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