- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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