what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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