roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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