whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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