- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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