- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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