Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

a man checks his mypsace

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

school homewrok

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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