- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Yellow People !!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

why did the blue berry cross the road

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

XD Jackass.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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