A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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