Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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