- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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