- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Jordan is pregant

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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