- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

homosexual rights to marriage

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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