- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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