A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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