- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

angelo snyder is not ga

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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