- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's better than a stick? A stone

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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