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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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