What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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men's rights activists

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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