LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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