Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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