- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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