- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

antonis sister is mighty fine

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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