- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Yellow People !!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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