#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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David Cameron

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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