Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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