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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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