Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Peas

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Hello.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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