- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

womans having rights.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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