- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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