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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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