Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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star wars kid

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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