What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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