Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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