What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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