- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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