- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Democracy.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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