- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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