- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

scraggle is in you pillow case

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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