- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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