- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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