whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ebola

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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