- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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