What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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