- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Hello

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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