- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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