How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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