- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Equal rights!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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