- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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