Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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