Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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