What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Turkey Balls

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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