- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A woman walks into a bar.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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