- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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