- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

women's rights.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why was kade sad? he shit himself

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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